They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
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We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
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When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Please don't give away my fajitas
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I know her cup size but not her name....
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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