Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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