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doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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