Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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