She announced her abortion via fbk
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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