I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
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My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
this must be what syphilis tastes like
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
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A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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