there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
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Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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