i just google imaged poop.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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