so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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