I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
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you didnt know i had herpes?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
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playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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