I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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