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That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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