i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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