Yo dont text me then not text me
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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