he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
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i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
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somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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