you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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