oh god the rape fog is back!
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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