im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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