i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
BRING THE BAGELS
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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