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(619): View more from California

Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.

(1-619): View more from California

i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!

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(480): View more from Arizona

FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!

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(406): View more from Montana

I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people

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(806): View more from Texas

Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there

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(407): View more from Florida

The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.

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