these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
Randomize
