dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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