it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I'm sobbing to NWA
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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