I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
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I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
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Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
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