he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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