Got a toothbrush?
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
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So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
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I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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