no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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