how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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