do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
PANTIES FOUND
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