She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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