She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
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Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
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So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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