I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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