I think I died a long time ago.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
