Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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