Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
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My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
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Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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