quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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