doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
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