what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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