he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Randomize
