After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
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counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
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A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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