The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Randomize
