I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
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not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
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We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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