i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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