if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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