at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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