margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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