why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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