If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
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There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
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is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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