Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
