what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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