gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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