the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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