just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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