just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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