I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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