Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Is this like a preordered booty call?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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