haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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